Chuncrates

Chuncrates
Release						6 November 2024 (Update)
Episode						Mine of Mantuban
Premium						Yes
Actions						? (edit)
Description						That is a sizable goblin.

Chuncrates is an NPC found reclined in Chuncrates Chamber, with a book in one hand and a snack in the other. Corruption magic recently turned his skin blotchy and purple, but unlike his fellow goblins the magic enhanced his gluttony rather than his anger.

Locations

Location	Episode	Quantity
Chuncrates Chamber	Mine of Mantuban	1

Dialogue

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Update history

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• update 6 November 2024 (Update):
  • Added to game.

Trivia

• His name is a portmanteau of the word "chunky," meaning overweight, and the name "Socrates," a Greek philosopher, referencing his affinities for food and knowledge, respectively.
• Upon entering his chamber he may be holding one of three foods in his right hand:
  • Cheese wedge
  • Green apple
  • Cinnamon roll
• When greeting Chuncrates, he responds with famous proverbs and philosophical quotes, but altered on account of his gluttonous appetite.
  • "I'm pink therefore I'm spam.": "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
  • "Twenty apples a day keeps even more doctors away.": "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." -English proverb
  • "Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of lunch.": "Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination." -Immanuel Kant
  • "If life gives you lemons, eat them.": "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." -English proverb
  • "Time is an illusion. Except for lunchtime.": "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • "What is rations is actual and what is actual is rations.": "What is rational is actual, what is actual is rational." -Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

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