Editing Chuncrates

{{Infobox NPC
|name = Chuncrates
|image = [[File:Chuncrates.png]]
|release = 2024-11-06
|episode = Mine of Mantuban
|description = That is a sizable goblin.
}}

'''Chuncrates''' is an [[NPC]] found reclined in [[Chuncrates Chamber]], with a book in one hand and a snack in the other. [[Corruption magic]] recently turned his skin blotchy and purple, but unlike his fellow [[goblins]] the magic enhanced his gluttony rather than his anger.

==Locations==
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==Dialogue==
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==Update history==
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* {{UL|update=2024-11-06|date=6 November 2024}}
** Added to game.
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==Trivia==
* His name is a portmanteau of the word "chunky," meaning overweight, and the name "Socrates," a Greek philosopher, referencing his affinities for food and knowledge, respectively.
* Upon entering his chamber he may be holding one of three foods in his right hand:
** Cheese wedge
** Green apple
** Cinnamon roll
* When greeting Chuncrates, he responds with famous proverbs and philosophical quotes, but altered on account of his gluttonous appetite.
** "I'm pink therefore I'm spam.": "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
** "Twenty apples a day keeps even more doctors away.": "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." -English proverb
** "Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of lunch.": "Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination." -Immanuel Kant
** "If life gives you lemons, eat them.": "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." -English proverb
** "Time is an illusion. Except for lunchtime.": "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." -Douglas Adams, ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''
** "What is rations is actual and what is actual is rations.": "What is rational is actual, what is actual is rational." -Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

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